Saturday, 13 June 2026

If Books Could Kill by Kate Eberle


When Roxie makes a tongue-in-cheek wish to live out the plot of her favorite author's next novel, she has romance in mind -- namely, the sweet, safe, swoon-worthy storylines Anna Matthews is known for. It should be a dream come true when her wish is granted by a mysterious busker, and she finds herself swept into a fairytale first date with a dashing stranger who seems destined to take her breath away.

Except for one little hiccup: that dashing stranger tries to take her breath away. Literally. With a knife. The thing is, Roxie may be the new Anna Matthews protagonist -- but this time, Anna is writing a crime thriller.

Thrown into a perilous genre she's never read, Roxie is desperate for help. So, when her escape from a potential murderer takes her straight into the path of Grant Hoffman -- an anxious English professor with a convenient love of crime novels -- she decides a little light kidnapping is a small price to pay for survival. Together, Roxie and Grant team up to navigate a madcap story where the lines between fiction and reality blur and find out if they have what it takes to make it to The End -- or maybe even Happily Ever After.


A woman wishes herself into the next book by her favourite romance author and accidentally ends up trapped inside a crime thriller instead. As concepts go, that's already delightful. The fact that it's also genuinely funny is the icing on the cake.


📚 Pre-Reading Thoughts

The premise immediately sold me. A story about stories can either become unbearably clever or gloriously entertaining, and I was hoping for the latter. The idea of someone who only reads romances suddenly having to survive a thriller is also inherently funny because the skill sets are wildly different.

One genre teaches you to recognise emotional vulnerability.

The other teaches you to be suspicious of everyone within a three-mile radius.


📖 Post-Reading

As I thought…

  • This is tremendous fun. It knows exactly what it wants to be and commits wholeheartedly.
  • The trope work is excellent. Every classic story convention gets pulled out of the toy box at some point, but because the novel is actively playing with storytelling itself, the tropes feel like part of the joke rather than lazy shortcuts.
  • The romance never overwhelms the story. It's there, it's charming, it's important, but the real delight comes from watching the characters navigate the increasingly ridiculous narrative they've landed inside.

It surprised me by...

  • How genuinely funny the dialogue is. Not "everyone talks in polished internet one-liners" funny. Actual conversational funny. The sort of humour that grows naturally out of personality, timing, and people reacting to absurd situations.
  • How thoughtful the book becomes underneath the comedy. For all the genre shenanigans, there's a real affection for stories and the reasons people love them.
  • How well the thriller elements work. Even while the book is gently poking fun at genre conventions, it still manages to create genuine momentum and tension.

The "only one bed" moments, the forced proximity, the unlikely partnerships, the escalating danger - normally you'd see all the machinery. Here, because the characters are aware they're trapped in a narrative that keeps throwing tropes at them, it somehow circles around and becomes charming again.

And honestly, Grant being an anxious English professor may be one of the funniest possible companions for a reluctant thriller protagonist. If you're going to get trapped in a fictional murder plot, bringing someone who can identify narrative conventions seems like sensible planning.


🎧 Music Pairing

🎵 Featured Song:
Holding Out for a Hero

🎶 Vibe Album:
Johnny English Reborn — spy capers, chaos, and people trying very hard to look competent while everything goes spectacularly sideways.

🎧 Artist Recommendation:
Barenaked Ladies — witty, playful, and perfectly comfortable balancing humour with genuine heart.


🌈 Vibe Check

  • Colour Palette: paperback yellow, spy-gadget silver, library green, bright red danger buttons
  • Soundtrack: dramatic chase music abruptly interrupted by someone pointing out a plot hole
  • Season: the sort of summer where adventures seem slightly more likely than usual
  • Mood: clever, chaotic, romantic, delightfully self-aware
  • Scent: old books, coffee shops, printer ink, and the faint smell of trouble

🃏 Tarot Pull

The Fool

Not because Roxie is foolish, but because she's launched headfirst into a completely unknown world armed primarily with optimism and questionable decision-making.

The Fool is the card of unexpected journeys, leaps into the unknown, and discovering that the path ahead looks nothing like the one you planned.



👀 For fans of

  • Stranger Than Fiction
  • The Princess Bride
  • books that love storytelling enough to gently poke fun at it

This is one of those rare books that remembers something important: being clever and being fun are not opposites. It's playful, funny, surprisingly thoughtful, and proof that sometimes the best way to celebrate storytelling is to lovingly throw every trope you can find into a blender and see what happens.


If Books Could Kill publishes on the 18th of June, 2026. I received a free copy and am giving an honest review.

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